leader of team RHYSMA!

pedants-r-us:

Dear God

I just realised

President Business threatens to ‘put you to sleep’ if you don’t follow the rules

Remember who’s telling the story?

Having to go to bed is like the worst punishment at his age

It all makes sense now.


dennys:

spaceagebullshit:

This is the Denny ‘s headquarters here in Spartanburg, SC. I have a theory that Denny ‘s Tumblr page is ran by some ex IT guy in one of the offices here. He got booted from IT because he tried to hack into IHOP and Waffle House.
His demotion has caused him to go insane and now he sits in an office, all alone, making nonsensical posts on tumblr. If you stare up at the building at anytime between 9 pm and 12 midnight on the 3rd Wednesday on an odd numbered month you may see the office window open and a dim flicker of what appears to be a computer screen scrolling down a Tumblr dashboard.

interesting theory…..

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason


stevesbooty:

drax basically drunk dialed ronan omg


vvidowsbite:

capsbvcky:

i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve

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but he keeps on dodging

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which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away

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like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS

# GOD STEVE JUST LET ME STAB YOU


carlospalrner:

when ppl reblog ur art and write nice things in the tags

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bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

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(Source: kanyeahwest)


thejudge:

kaname-madoka:

(◕‿‿◕✿◕✿)(◕‿◕✿) FIRI IEDNYL (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿‿◕✿FR‿◕✿IEN ◕DLY ✿) REMINDER FRIENDLY (◕‿◕✿) reminder freminder that FRIENDLY REMINder friend ly re mider that it’s okay to ‿◕✿ friend

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ MEME FRIED DINNER ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノຈ༽ FRIEヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ D FRENCH MEME NUGGETヽ༼ຈل͜༼ຈຈ༽ノ

(Source: heyitspj)


osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes